Friday Funny

By September 16, 2016Humor

One lovely summer Sunday morning, everyone in a small town in Texas was sitting in church waiting for the services to start when suddenly Satan appeared before the stunned congregation. They all ran screaming from the church with the exception of one old biker who sat there unshaken by the appearance of the Prince of Darkness.

Satan, confused and a little bummed by the fact that he didn’t scare the ol’ dude, approached and asked, “Don’t you know who I am?”

“Yup, sure do,” replied the biker.

Satan asked, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”

The biker replies, “Nope,sure as hell ain’t.”

Satan, obviously angered, then asks, “Why aren’t you afraid of me, mortal?”

The old biker calmly replies, “Been married to your sister for the last 25 years.”

–“Dago” D’Augostino
Gatesville, Texas
Passin’ Gas
Easyriders, January 2003